I have decided that my real job description as a housewife should be this: WIPER. No frills, no flowery wording. Just what I do.
A normal day looks like this: wipe my teeth, wipe my face, wipe makeup off and put it back on.
Wipe the baby's bottom, wipe the baby's teeth, wipe the baby's face. Repeat as necessary.
Wipe the breakfast dishes, wipe the sink, wipe the counter, wipe the stove. Repeat as necessary after every meal.
Wipe the glass, wipe the dust, wipe the dog hair off the floor.
Wipe that smile off your face, wipe the slate clean, wipe the day off the calendar.
Repeat until you die, or get a housekeeper, whichever comes first.
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